Achmed video compilations

... Posted by: jeffdunham Video duration: 500 seconds Global video hits: 7194812 Related: jeff, dunham, controlled, chaos, achmed, walter, peanut, little, junior, bubba, spark, insanity, christmas, special, arguing, with, myself, father, son, beer, santa, merry, bombs, jingle, wound, touching, flesh, scary, scares, silence, kill, keel, marnell, oma, duct, tape, dad, very, funny, nice, double, comedy, dvd, tv, kid, child, omg, skeleton, bones, ventriloquist, ventriloquism, stand-up, stand, up, thanksgiving, family, laughing, incredible Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Don`t look at? me! By: kriegerskatzen. on 26 May 12, 08:36:27 Don`t look at? me! Wow, Jeff really ... By: dragonheart8706. on 26 May 12, 02:50:35 Wow, Jeff really upped the profanity on this one. Can't watch this at work.? :( the apple doesnt ... By: PrimroseE33. on 26 May 12, 02:37:35 the apple doesnt fall far from the? tree and apparently this one got run over by a lawnmower xD OMG!... I? mean OMA! By: Franxo1. on 26 May 12, 01:01:47 OMG!... I? mean OMA! dislikers??? 0:44? By: superMario00121. on 26 May 12, 00:03:18 dislikers??? 0:44? Achmed junior: I ... By: kreem alshammari. on 25 May 12, 22:01:48 Achmed junior: I don't want to be a terrorist Achmed: I want you to be just like me Achmed junior: I don't want? to be and I never will Jeff: Achmed can you accept? that Achmed: I'll try Jeff: and if he doesn't AJ Achmed junior: then I kill you Achmed: THAT'S MY LINE Achmed junior: I ... By: fucktheworld66613. on 25 May 12, 21:41:38 Achmed junior: I don't want to be a terrorist Achmed: I want you to be just like me Achmed junior: I don't want to be and I never will? Jeff: Achmed can you accept that Achmed: I'll try Jeff: and if he doesn't AJ Achmed junior: then I kill you Achmed: THAT'S MY BOY So glad I'm getting ... By: paurora98. on 25 May 12, 20:27:33 So glad I'm getting this? dvd now! "Why was? there and ... By: TheTwiliOutlawTwilia. on 25 May 12, 19:35:41 "Why was? there and explosion?" "...Shit happens." XD Well, the apple? ... By: PhantomGurl12344. on 25 May 12, 16:10:59 Well, the apple? doesn't fall far from the tree, and this one got ran over by a fucking lawn mower! dont? worrry a DEAD ... By: dryclips. on 25 May 12, 15:21:33 dont? worrry a DEAD terroist IT? IS I KILL YOU ... By: davidgrasev2. on 25 May 12, 15:08:07 IT? IS I KILL YOU YOU IDIOT!!! Is jeff actually? ... By: s1lenth0m0cid3. on 25 May 12, 07:36:34 Is jeff actually? going through a divorce? hey marnell? is NOT ... By: sonicspartan2013. on 25 May 12, 06:56:33 hey marnell? is NOT a terrorist Lol i kill? u By: 101bruizer. on 25 May 12, 05:03:38 Lol i kill? u RACISM WITH PUPPETS ... By: halcyon0830. on 25 May 12, 03:33:48 RACISM WITH PUPPETS. BIGOTRY AND STEREOTYPICAL RACISM MADE JEFF DUNHAM A MILLIONAIRE (45 MILLION DOLLARS), THANKS? TO ALL THE BIGOTS IN AMERICA. haha? he is So much ... By: menolistenkaycauseib. on 25 May 12, 03:31:48 haha? he is So much like his dad! -tear- xD SHRIMP FRIED RICE? ... By: shadowfireone. on 25 May 12, 02:34:36 SHRIMP FRIED RICE? SHRIMP FRIED RICE! clap clap clap!!!? By: DaRogue101. on 25 May 12, 00:43:16 clap clap clap!!!? o mi goodness he? a ... By: SwaggKing40. on 25 May 12, 00:35:27 o mi goodness he? a fagg kittycall12 was ... By: Quinn Manson. on 24 May 12, 23:39:25 kittycall12 was saying what he? liked so leave him alone thumb whore this is funny he ... By: superMario00121. on 24 May 12, 23:32:30 this is funny he should bring AJ? back -.- im just? saying ... By: kittycall12. on 24 May 12, 22:55:57 -.- im just? saying what i liked :P u dont have to comment -.- its pretty retarded that u do this to ppl. just shad up watch the video and ignore comments that u think are dumb nice? name By: XeomaraItzelZuniga. on 24 May 12, 22:48:02 nice? name Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted by: KrowBatellio Video duration: 648 seconds Global video hits: 151667652 www.amazon.com Related: jeff, dunham, achmed, the, dead, terrorist, peanut, walter, jose, jalapeno, dvd, spark, of, insanity Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: There is no source ... By: FeistyForJustice. on 26 May 12, 10:45:58 There is no source for his story, he is intentionally posting stories from his own retarded mind. I've been following his activity the past 2 weeks and I've seen him post some absurd ridiculous stories and lies and? fabricate some of the most stupid things you will ever hear. Then he jumps on his other accounts and gives thumb up to all his stories to make them appear as top comment. Guys just report this snake to youtube, he deserves to be banned for using lies to instigate hatred towards people So when a man has ... By: FeistyForJustice. on 26 May 12, 10:38:47 So when a man has sex with their wife its called 'RAPE"? You really are stupid aren't you but thats to be expected from someone who constantly posts lies on youtube to instigate hatred and violence. So you claim Muhammed had 11 wifes and 20 slaves and he "RAPED" all of them, were you hanging around his window watching inside his bedroom every night? Go on prove that he has 11 wifes and? 20 slaves and he RPAED THEM ALL show us where it says that and if you cant post proof you will look like a FOOL Guys just report ... By: FeistyForJustice. on 26 May 12, 10:34:41 Guys just report that racist, hateful, corrupt bigot named? "allahuackhhptuuu" . His on the way to getting banned by Youtube "Did they say it ... By: reasonanonymous. on 26 May 12, 08:50:00 "Did they say it would be only female virgins?" "Wholly crap!" LOL? How to win a free $ ... By: dufo318. on 26 May 12, 04:40:16 How to win a free $10 itunes card 1.) download the app App Trailers 2.) enter the bonus code dufo318 3.) go to your email 4.)? your welcome!!! :) You did it!!! A ... By: juicersxy7. on 26 May 12, 04:32:07 You did it!!! A fairly "solid" note with an actual glimpse of originality. Congratulations! But avoiding capital letters is about as cool as rappers ("musicians") intentionally misspelling words. A'ight? Have a pleasant evening? with your kinfolk (banjo jam session or barn dance?). I love you. i just dont want to ... By: icewalterina. on 26 May 12, 04:11:57 i just dont want to argue with a? lonely grammar nazi with no sense of humor.. still you're a dipshit Still no adequate ... By: juicersxy7. on 26 May 12, 03:45:45 Still no adequate sentences! Amazing how many Americans are illiterate. Did you finish? junior high school or did "Daddy" make you drop out and work the farm at age 14? Hey make a SOCK puppet and pretend you're Jeff Dunham! Use the other sock for, er, your internet...addiction. Just wash it at least once a week. Silly you. no.. dipshit..? By: icewalterina. on 26 May 12, 03:08:47 no.. dipshit..? no racist jokes but ... By: almosamem2. on 26 May 12, 02:56:58 no racist jokes but the whole show is? racist Oh and? one more ... By: 1sugarcoatedgurl. on 26 May 12, 02:07:16 Oh and? one more thNg,lollypops and gumdrops lmao I liked it!!!ppl ... By: 1sugarcoatedgurl. on 26 May 12, 02:05:31 I liked it!!!ppl need to buzz off about the religious stuff.seriously its a joke,you know! 'haha'? gosh your acting like the man with the doll thang flew a plain into that building place on september 11,but...anyways,what im saying is,judge much? 10 best minutes of ... 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By: juicersxy7. on 25 May 12, 17:00:20 While I congratulate you on the simplicity of your reply, you STILL managed to screw up the only word you wrote. "No!" should have been capitalized, you slack-jawed mouth-breather. Do you want to watch some REAL comics? YouTube: George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedberg, Sarah Silverman, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, and Steven Wright for starters. I want your report on my desk by tomorrow morning. And you WILL be graded on grammar and punctuation so put on your thinking? cap! ?????? ?? ????? ... By: habboob81. on 25 May 12, 16:15:46 ?????? ?? ????? ????? ???????? ???????? ?? ?????? ???? ?????? ???? ??? ????? ??????? Does making silly ... By: habboob81. on 25 May 12, 16:14:32 Does making silly jokes about others religion is? so funny? Do you like Muslims to make jokes on you? Coconut4595 u are? ... By: luisapolonar. on 25 May 12, 16:10:08 Coconut4595 u are? an asshole ... By: Paris0London. on 25 May 12, 13:59:54 HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? I am lindsay lohannnnnnnnnnnn Spark Of Insanity - "Achmed the dead terrorist" by Jeff Dunham. Posted by: pienempikuinkolme Video duration: 347 seconds Global video hits: 7721239 A sketch called "Achmed the dead terrorist" by Jeff Dunham. Honestly you guys, don't come barking at me if you find it racist, hey, I'm just the uploader! Related: spark, of, insanity, jeff, dunham, achmed, the, dead, terrorist, special, very funny Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: "-Well, did they ... By: thehelsingfors. on 15 Oct 11, 22:00:52 "-Well, did they say it would be only female virgins? -Oh, crap!!!"? :D who is funnier? ... By: SuperVivek9999. on 15 Oct 11, 18:49:47 who is funnier? achmed or mr? bean? Omg this is funny ... By: JoeyTyler69. on 14 Oct 11, 20:40:06 Omg this is funny shit lmao? Slince I kill? you ... By: mrgutiarhero. on 13 Oct 11, 21:20:34 Slince I kill? you ...... Ahmed, ILL? KILL ... By: BABABA3485. on 13 Oct 11, 13:21:09 Ahmed, ILL? KILL YOU!!!!!!!! Monthly Jihad ... By: MordechayAriely. on 12 Oct 11, 15:37:25 Monthly Jihad report -- Sep 2011. ------------------------ Dead=658. Critical injured=1377. Countries=18. Religions=4. Jihad Attacks=144. -------------------- Worldwide dead per year: 2011=6861 ---2010=9175 ------------- Refer: Goodle: thereligionofpeace ------------- **In the 58 Muslim countries political parties don't demand to end the Islamist war against all mankind. **Muslims worldwide and? the so called human right activist don't demonstrate in masses against Islamism i? just realized ... By: haterscanhateme. on 11 Oct 11, 19:42:49 i? just realized achmed has a beard... umad?? By: gigan55. on 11 Oct 11, 16:39:20 umad?? Roses are red ... By: GabZonY. on 10 Oct 11, 14:32:55 Roses are red Violets are blue Don't mess with? Achmed OR I KEEL YOU STOP TOUCHING ME!!! ... By: fiesta181. on 10 Oct 11, 06:25:30 STOP TOUCHING ME!!! (I keel? you.) LOOOOoooLll And there are some ... By: FoTy2026. on 09 Oct 11, 18:21:13 And there are some Americans who choose to be terrorists? as well. It's really ... By: FoTy2026. on 09 Oct 11, 18:17:22 It's really annoying when people confuse prejudice and racism. Racism is when your saying one race is? greater than all other races, like the Nazis.The word prejudice is most often used to refer to preconceived judgments toward people or a person because of race. He's not being racist obviously since he's not saying his race is better than anyone else, and he's obviously not prejudice because he's talking about terrorists not Muslims. Is there another ... By: hoy54. on 09 Oct 11, 13:10:56 Is there another show about George? Bosh the big Fuckn Terrorist? I don't think so BTW it's not funny silence!!..i?? kill ... By: TheCollinsd1. on 06 Oct 11, 17:45:42 silence!!..i?? kill you!! You all going to be ... By: Invetation. on 04 Oct 11, 20:06:52 You all going to be in hell? for ever insha Allah When you can laugh ... By: HJHecking. on 03 Oct 11, 00:34:06 When you can laugh at what you fear, it looses power over you. This, I believe is what Jeff Dunham is trying to do. Take? the fear and power away from terrorists and make them nothing more than something to laugh at. haha so? funny By: ruthelesskiller786. on 02 Oct 11, 13:28:58 haha so? funny You? have to laugh. ... By: kathconserv. on 01 Oct 11, 22:27:47 You? have to laugh. Dont take it to hard. "America? loves a ... By: GeneralSturnn. on 01 Oct 11, 15:33:01 "America? loves a good joke, but not when the puchnline is TERRROISM!" fuck? bial By: NatoDrake. on 30 Sep 11, 20:57:28 fuck? bial u think terrosism ... By: NatoDrake. on 30 Sep 11, 20:56:25 u think terrosism is funny!Well it is ? 1032? people is ... By: 123bassel1. on 29 Sep 11, 19:55:39 1032? people is torrist silence!!..i kill? ... By: amir93221. on 29 Sep 11, 18:22:56 silence!!..i kill? you!! Hahaha you are so ... By: magisterartium. on 29 Sep 11, 16:00:16 Hahaha you are so funny! You remind me? of a prolapse. Jeff Dunham With Walter And Achmed Posted by: scaloni777 Video duration: 364 seconds Global video hits: 11098003 Jeff Dunham With Walter And Achmed. sorry about the sound dip. Related: jeff, dunham, walter, achmed, comedy Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: I KEEL YOUUU? By: sindude300. on 24 May 12, 15:35:55 I KEEL YOUUU? oh no it's not just ... By: tvaholicsquidney. on 21 May 12, 22:07:17 oh no it's not just you i even talk about the puppets like they are real and i have also noticed his lips and throat? moving, but he so hilarious you can't help but stop noticing them and you start to really get into the show. and sometimes his ... By: tvaholicsquidney. on 21 May 12, 22:02:52 and sometimes his lips move, but it's just? fun You don't? fucking ... By: LicenseKing. on 21 May 12, 19:19:33 You don't? fucking say. Did you think the motherfucking doll was alive? Everyone watch this ... By: TEAMBEEFTV. on 21 May 12, 18:20:43 Everyone watch this channel it is CRAZY !!! :O get watching don't wanna miss? this one ! - Teambeeftv if you ever go to ... By: g8driver. on 19 May 12, 18:49:16 if you ever go to a? live show is well wroth the money live is funnier than dvd yeah but you get so ... By: tvaholicsquidney. on 19 May 12, 00:57:01 yeah but you get so into the show you actually start to believe that the puppets are real or it's just me, but yh i notice his throat and if you look closely enough to his mouth you can see his top? lip move ever so slightly Paul Zerdin is? ... By: TheTazzaMan64. on 18 May 12, 06:36:42 Paul Zerdin is? better. @marionetemanJ ... By: gogozac. on 17 May 12, 04:35:34 @marionetemanJ stop? trying to be a regious person on a comedy video. I KILL YOU!!! luv? him By: derek barnes. on 17 May 12, 01:16:16 luv? him he is very cool? By: parkour guy. on 15 May 12, 13:31:41 he is very cool? Do you know that ... By: marionetemanJ. on 15 May 12, 06:43:51 Do you know that Christianity? is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the? signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass. very talented :) ? By: maalaern. on 15 May 12, 04:20:02 very talented :) ? man this got so ... By: thysaeed. on 14 May 12, 04:40:25 man this got so repetitive? and dumb the longer it went ??? ???? ????? ??? ... By: ThreeSixtyx. on 13 May 12, 16:34:59 ??? ???? ????? ??? ????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ???, ???? ?????? ??? ???? ??????. then? turn it up By: tim meurer. on 12 May 12, 21:27:35 then? turn it up Ra RAWRR!! how ... By: Bridget McElroy. on 12 May 12, 01:30:17 Ra RAWRR!! how about now?...? not really ...DAMN IT!! WTF i cannot hear ... By: ProphetPX. on 11 May 12, 03:49:59 WTF i cannot hear a? damn thing 1/3 the way in!!!!! if you died today ... By: hpnc. on 09 May 12, 10:27:37 if you died today would you go to heaven??......go? to ETERNALTESTdotcom!! wow ? By: blacknaja1. on 06 May 12, 00:04:38 wow ? They are killing us ... By: Sunny Bangle. on 04 May 12, 15:53:14 They are killing us - radiation, gmo food (if you haven't done the research it shows that mice 3? generations down die very young and have major mutations) mercury in the vaccines many other toxic foreign DNA and toxins and mercury in dental fillings (Infant Vaccines Produce Autism Symptoms In Primates) also see University of Calgary showing how mercury causes neuron? DEATH. BPA and other endocrine disruptors cause cause hormonal disorders and brain damage. The list is too long. Check Fluoride. haha he's doing ... By: Ben Throssell. on 04 May 12, 09:39:02 haha he's doing pretty? well otherwise :) yes? he's a retard By: OnVentUK. on 03 May 12, 20:15:14 yes? he's a retard I? like pie... By: Mchicken99. on 02 May 12, 05:08:39 I? like pie... Jeff Dunham and Achmed on Fox 9-21-11 Posted by: doniteli Video duration: 413 seconds Global video hits: 478054 Now for a change of pace... Jeff Dunham and Achmed (The Dead Terrorist) on Fox 9-21-11 Related: jeff, dunham, and, achmed, on, fox, 9-21-11 Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity- Achmed (Part 1) Posted by: TheGeoNetwork Video duration: 428 seconds Global video hits: 29299 This is part 1 of Achmed on Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity Related: jeff, dunham, spark, of, insanity, achmed, part Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: WHOOO ACHMED !!? :) ... By: LuverJustinBeiber. on 08 May 12, 02:31:19 WHOOO ACHMED !!? :) ACHMED = :) walter= :/ ... with no? doubt. ... By: mccrogers. on 20 Apr 12, 15:24:06 ... with no? doubt... this is a funny piece of show `how do u spell? it ... By: MrCodDK. on 27 Jan 12, 22:19:05 `how do u spell? it.`ummm lets aa..cc..flim.` LOLz Achmad:ok i won't ... By: ProGarence1. on 08 Sep 11, 08:25:06 Achmad:ok i won't move my ass Walter:you idiot you do not have a? Ass.Haha STOP? TOUCHING ME . ... By: ProGarence1. on 08 Sep 11, 08:23:56 STOP? TOUCHING ME ........I KILL YOU A....C...hmed? By: ProGarence1. on 08 Sep 11, 08:22:38 A....C...hmed? Two Jews walk into ... By: ChrisBurtonCanada. on 08 Aug 11, 20:21:20 Two Jews walk into a bar... I toss in a penny and watch them Fight to the death! That makes my laugh but its racist but seriously? have humor to love his jokes. What the hell ... By: 345Doler. on 21 Jul 11, 18:22:51 What the hell happen to my feet?! Son of a bitch, what the hell. Oh my..what the hell, what are you doing? Would you stop it? Whate What 'r you? doing? STOP TOUCHING ME!!!.............. I KILL YOU! he will? kill us By: HollywoodUndead1498. on 18 Jul 11, 23:51:29 he will? kill us i pulled another ... By: HollywoodUndead1498. on 18 Jul 11, 23:44:56 i pulled another one i can do this crap to? xD 48? people arent ... By: dragon99036352. on 08 Jul 11, 19:39:21 48? people arent suicide bombers Thats easy,? they ... By: Tasharocker. on 19 Oct 10, 23:56:46 Thats easy,? they open the suitcase and I go HELLO, I AM LINSEY LOHAN! How do you spell it ... By: VaNeSsA140796. on 09 Sep 10, 16:21:17 How do you spell it? What???? How do you spell? your name?? Holy see a A a C flemg LOL XD SILENCE I KILL? YOU ... By: sawwheeler. on 15 Aug 10, 17:19:08 SILENCE I KILL? YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would toss a ... By: hockeyman3697. on 18 Mar 10, 01:41:29 I would toss a penny inbetween the jews and whatch them fight to the death ! LOL :P? god damnit.. oh ah ... By: lAURA120893. on 04 Dec 09, 23:34:46 god damnit.. oh ah imean allah? damnit haha RUN A TERERIST GET ... By: Fishlover22Fable. on 26 Nov 09, 14:50:31 RUN A TERERIST GET THE? CIA!!!! no wait they would find my weed!! LOLXD are? there any more ... By: glide19. on 04 Jul 09, 07:15:26 are? there any more vids or shows of jeff w/ achmed,peanut and walter??..i like jeff's shows.. i go hello!! i? am ... By: IvyMcCullen. on 05 Jun 09, 14:58:16 i go hello!! i? am linsey lohan are you my virgins? ... By: IvyMcCullen. on 05 Jun 09, 14:56:24 are you my virgins? i hope not. why? theres a bunch of ugly ass guys? out there I luv achmed. Im ... By: theloveofdeath. on 27 Nov 08, 16:23:18 I luv achmed. Im a terrifying terrorist.? R u scared?????? Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed Pt. 1 Posted by: jeffdunham Video duration: 111 seconds Global video hits: 2676162 A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's classic stand-up special and DVD, "Spark of Insanity". Pt. 1 Related: jeff, dunham, bubba, walter, arguing, with, myself, peanut Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: why the hell are u ... By: evilheart0716. on 26 May 12, 01:51:20 why the hell are u insulting a religion! what have Christians done to u that mad at? them. im a Christian and im insulted. a terrifying ... By: evilheart0716. on 26 May 12, 01:46:16 a terrifying terrorist? Max76889 I am sorry ... By: crazybethalicious. on 26 May 12, 01:21:32 Max76889 I am sorry that you have not yet met Jesus but do know we are watching Jeff Dunham not a Christian speaker? get over yourself! i love Jeff? Dunham By: Desha Dunlop. on 24 May 12, 01:09:17 i love Jeff? Dunham Jeff: How do you ... By: katruffles. on 20 May 12, 21:58:12 Jeff: How do you spell it? Achmed: WHAT!? *laughs from the audience* Jeff: How do? you spell your name? Achmed: A....C....Flem... *laughs from the audience* Achmed: Silence... I KILL YOU! when he says? i ... By: slim7230. on 19 May 12, 17:38:28 when he says? i kill you i laugh my ass off i just love? his ... By: Gifthase. on 11 May 12, 23:12:31 i just love? his eyebrows xD Notice Achmed's ... By: xxSeanVxx. on 11 May 12, 19:27:36 Notice Achmed's right? shoulder (our left) is kinda broken or detached? achmed is? the best ... By: Ricardo Brown. on 07 May 12, 20:49:18 achmed is? the best!! Peanut? is not a ... By: Predator43031. on 06 May 12, 02:52:18 Peanut? is not a monkey! I love when he say ... By: Jess207100. on 02 May 12, 10:00:40 I love when he say I'll kill? you Acflemggggh? By: MissAlbaniaxx. on 28 Apr 12, 21:18:04 Acflemggggh? SILENC? I KILL YOU! ... By: greek4r4s. on 18 Apr 12, 09:42:36 SILENC? I KILL YOU!!! HAHAHAH ya and they will ... By: swspartanhwk. on 14 Apr 12, 05:10:07 ya and they will all want to? watch his show cuase they love it i? keel you! lol By: TheSohana11. on 11 Apr 12, 12:07:14 i? keel you! lol HHHH funny ... By: max76689. on 10 Apr 12, 19:22:56 HHHH funny Christians = God born in a stable?? ?? = God? in the womb of a woman and got out of her vagina tight?? ?? = God? dwells on earth?? ?? = God rode on donkey?? ?? = God in grave?? ?? = God kill and die?? ?? ====== Christians worship messenger ====== Christians will eternity in hell fire HHHH funny ... By: max76689. on 10 Apr 12, 19:20:08 HHHH funny Christians = God born in a stable?? ?? = God in the womb of a woman and got out of her vagina tight??? ?? = God dwells on earth?? ?? = God rode on donkey?? ?? = God in grave?? ?? = God kill and die?? ?? ====== Christians worship messenger ====== Christians will eternity in hell fire off? By: MultiAmazingAlex. on 10 Apr 12, 00:29:02 off? 145 people that ... By: chimchompa4u. on 06 Apr 12, 03:13:03 145 people that dont understand humor....... 2 bad..... I FUCKING LAUGHED MY? ASS OUT This is funny .. ... By: willingandable1. on 01 Apr 12, 07:08:15 This is funny .. and I really laughed .. because this is not the truth about Islam.. it is the truth about terrorists.. Islam means peace and has nothing? to do with terrorism ... these terrorists are brainwashed and misled for some evil personal reasons and one of these is to misrepresent Islam.. TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION and is found everywhere That awkward moment ... By: NotAnotherChosenOne. on 28 Mar 12, 01:46:08 That awkward moment when Achmed reminds me of my Hebrew school teacher... ACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHmed? islam is the real ... By: 89lolitalempicka. on 27 Mar 12, 01:50:34 islam is the real religion but ppl don't? know about that they just keep insulting? islam becuz they're bigots i hope all the ppl leave the fighting nd go to find the truth This is not the ... By: faisal88411. on 25 Mar 12, 21:38:46 This is not the freedom that this scene that? insults the Islamic religion because of the range does not constitute one percent of? the Muslims and this is not fair Freedom is to do what you want without harming others The problem is that the terrorist acts carried out by more than this Community of Muslims of Who was killed 34,000 of Iraqis killed in 2006 only of which killed a hundred million Indians this is the? bitter truth Followed by Amazing!! I was ... By: faisal88411. on 25 Mar 12, 21:37:54 Amazing!! I was very surprised This is what Said history These are Peaceful and? We are terrorists * Thanks *? Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special - Achmed Posted by: jeffdunham Video duration: 110 seconds Global video hits: 6063342 A short clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's brand new Comedy Central Special and DVD, "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special"! Related: jeff, dunham, very, special, christmas, achmed, the, dead, terrorist Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Ahmed is? funy By: CHILE594. on 20 May 12, 19:02:22 Ahmed is? funy I? couldn't find ... By: MrLoadke. on 16 May 12, 21:39:37 I? couldn't find your DVDs here in hongkong hmv... Not hole song? ... By: mariahsoto38. on 04 May 12, 03:08:10 Not hole song? boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yeah it? is u idiot By: ish183. on 03 May 12, 12:27:30 Yeah it? is u idiot Islam is a race? ... By: alpcns. on 03 May 12, 09:24:16 Islam is a race? Please enlighten us, oh wise? one. Bunch of racist? ... By: ish183. on 01 May 12, 00:37:32 Bunch of racist? bastards Platypus samwijiz. ... By: veniceiceman. on 20 Apr 12, 06:52:02 Platypus samwijiz. ? OSAMA! Where am all of de samwijiz u promiz MEEE?!?! Max76889 is talking ... By: Tikicat6. on 14 Apr 12, 01:30:08 Max76889 is talking about the? bible... Hey max,? no ... By: jherron4. on 12 Apr 12, 02:47:47 Hey max,? no disrespect but YouTube isn't the place to preach What?? By: novanewf91. on 11 Apr 12, 21:44:13 What?? .God said? in the ... By: max76689. on 10 Apr 12, 19:17:28 .God said? in the Holy Quran (74) The Messiah, son of Mary, was no other than a messenger, messengers (the like of whom) had passed away before him. And his mother was a saintly woman. And they both used to eat (earthly) food. See how We make the revelations clear for them, and see how they are turned away! (75) Surah Al-Maeda in bible=jesus say =This is life eternal: that they may know You the only true God and Jesus Christ whom you have sent Christians worship messenger islam is true ==== ... By: max76689. on 10 Apr 12, 19:14:28 islam is true ====== Jesus doesn't know when day of judgment ======== Mark 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father (God=Allah) =John 8:40 Jesus said== you are seeking to kill me; I am a man who have spoken the truth with you, which I have heard from God (God=Allah) =John 17:3 This is life eternal: that they? may know You(God=Allah) the only true God .and Jesus Christ whom you have sent ===Christians worship messenger = John 20-17= ... By: max76689. on 10 Apr 12, 19:12:03 = John 20-17= jesus said ====== I am ascending to my Father and your Father to my God and your God jesus said ==my God and your God jesus said ==my God and your God jesus said ==my? God and your God jesus said ==my God and your God ======== Christians worship messenger Saved yourself from eternity in hell Read the Holy Quran = Mark 12:29 = ... By: max76689. on 10 Apr 12, 19:11:32 = Mark 12:29 = jesus said======== Hear, O Israel : the Lord is our God, the Lord is one, jesus said == our God jesus said ==? our God jesus said == our God jesus said == our God ===Christians worship messenger Saved yourself from eternity in hell Read the Holy Quran Merry Christmas. I ... By: SgtPMcDonald. on 05 Apr 12, 21:19:43 Merry Christmas. I KILL U!!!!!!!? Jeff fa fa dunHAM? ... By: ret6840. on 05 Apr 12, 05:19:38 Jeff fa fa dunHAM? DOTCOM!!!!! i just love jeff ... By: bethpyle. on 04 Apr 12, 03:46:17 i just love jeff duhnham lol its very funny shit? "I'm jolly!!" :D :D ... By: Liebling05. on 31 Mar 12, 17:22:43 "I'm jolly!!" :D :D :D :D? omg.. Haha lol funny as ... By: hermsmessengerofgods. on 30 Mar 12, 21:16:12 Haha lol funny as shit? Oh my God, people- ... By: suzannekos. on 28 Mar 12, 18:06:40 Oh my God, people-it's called COMEDY!!! Get a? bleeping sense of humor! Best Christmas ever ... By: Datruebeast200. on 26 Mar 12, 04:39:24 Best Christmas ever!!!!!!!!!? 1) hold your breath ... By: TheChowsky. on 22 Mar 12, 21:25:28 1) hold your breath 2) copy all of these steps 3) go to two other videos 4) paste it in the comments If you can do? all of this without breathing then you're a good pot smoker OOOOO, dashing ... By: MrZeldahero. on 09 Mar 12, 19:45:30 OOOOO, dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back, i hjave a nasty plan for x-mas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not though checkpoint B, that's when i got shot in the ass by US militaryyyy, oh, jingle bombs jingle bombs,? mine blew up you see. MARNEL, YOU ASSHOLE ... By: OhMyGawsh11. on 18 Feb 12, 02:49:40 MARNEL, YOU ASSHOLE,? FIX MY LEG! hello jeff.im a? ... By: YoshikoKimura. on 05 Feb 12, 04:42:28 hello jeff.im a? big fan of achmed,i would like to request for subtitles.thank you Achmed Telefon verarsche Posted by: BokerG Video duration: 279 seconds Global video hits: 1624634 Achmed Telefon verarsche Related: achmed, telefon Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: 280 Leute heißen ... By: SuperReyHardy619. on 21 May 12, 20:06:43 280 Leute heißen Achmed :D ;(? 1:00 ca. is das ... By: superiorx11. on 19 May 12, 18:02:57 1:00 ca. is das beste xD so nice ich? kann nemma x) das soll 2000 ... By: crafteritem. on 18 May 12, 09:57:52 das soll 2000 gäfelt? mir haben Das ist so geil? :) By: marieluisefranzke. on 15 May 12, 18:37:02 Das ist so geil? :) Ich? wohnen... :-D By: hornibersch. on 15 May 12, 12:47:02 Ich? wohnen... :-D So? geil By: Gameboyplay1. on 14 May 12, 19:14:25 So? geil immer noch gut? By: ReplicatedHD. on 13 May 12, 17:30:53 immer noch gut? Einfach nur geil :)? By: minecraftsucht100. on 11 May 12, 17:51:37 Einfach nur geil :)? Name: ACHMED!!!? :D By: AppTestsHD. on 11 May 12, 11:28:53 Name: ACHMED!!!? :D Wie bedrückt sie? ... By: ItsJustMeBeingStupid. on 07 May 12, 16:24:13 Wie bedrückt sie? am Ende wirkt xD weischt? du By: YamitheNeko. on 05 May 12, 06:12:25 weischt? du Hahahahahah :D? ... By: kissimissi714. on 29 Apr 12, 10:21:21 Hahahahahah :D? LachKick Pur xDDDDDDD Soooo geil 1 Mio. ... By: WizTheMc. on 29 Apr 12, 08:29:03 Soooo geil 1 Mio. klicks Verdient !!! LMAOLOLROFLLMFAO!? leute nix wissen? ... By: XMegaMeXx. on 21 Apr 12, 22:50:10 leute nix wissen? straße dunkel xD Wie? geil :D By: Bomberman11011. on 21 Apr 12, 17:11:49 Wie? geil :D Der Typ spricht ... By: EwigesEis. on 20 Apr 12, 16:35:49 Der Typ spricht wie? unser Paketfahrer ROFLMAO!!!? XDD By: ShinyNr11. on 19 Apr 12, 18:30:52 ROFLMAO!!!? XDD XDD Arme? frau ... By: Netpet123. on 15 Apr 12, 14:51:01 XDD Arme? frau Weiter so!!! lang.... lang wie. ... By: Killmouse1987. on 15 Apr 12, 13:10:38 lang.... lang wie..? Lang! haha wiso kein? strom ?? ... By: tobias83116. on 13 Apr 12, 11:52:01 wiso kein? strom ???????? Lol.? Saug geil ... By: MrDarkness4you. on 09 Apr 12, 17:30:27 Lol.? Saug geil geht der fernseher wieder?! Haste widda licht Des is? so geil!! By: Taxalove. on 09 Apr 12, 15:07:35 Des is? so geil!! perfekt ,.... ohne ... By: KingGladi84. on 05 Apr 12, 09:40:17 perfekt ,.... ohne C? Einfach spitze;-))? By: iberina1. on 02 Apr 12, 00:33:51 Einfach spitze;-))? beste telefon ... By: RAP1073. on 21 Mar 12, 23:51:56 beste telefon verarsche die? ich jemals gehoert habe Achmed the dead terrorist Posted by: LegsMachinima Video duration: 291 seconds Global video hits: 335252 This is a tribute to Jeff Dunham, one of the greatest ventriloquists ever. I love his work and therefore decided to make a machinima with some shortcuts of his show. Related: legs, wow, world, warcraft, machinima, comedy Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: LMHO!? By: 33LoloStar. on 16 May 12, 22:23:57 LMHO!? 2:53 Achmed: Oh ... By: Caitlina73654. on 02 May 12, 12:47:30 2:53 Achmed: Oh that's easy they? open the case and I say 'Elllooo!! I am Lindsay Lohan!' LOL ... By: indirasoto54. on 26 Apr 12, 01:49:51 Wwwwwttttttttttfffffffff? - How do you? spell ... By: peteking01. on 20 Apr 12, 13:44:42 - How do you? spell it? - Wut? Well this is the ... By: VampedIron. on 11 Apr 12, 21:02:19 Well this is the internet. Unlike real life, if you can't spell everyone on the internet has to deal with it and try to read it. THIS is why you? learn to spell. Not for school, for talking to people via things like letters and the internet. is these? my virans ... By: sapdamage. on 10 Apr 12, 02:40:39 is these? my virans? why? cuz there some ugly ass guys out there xD is these? my virans ... By: sapdamage. on 10 Apr 12, 02:40:31 is these? my virans? why? cuz there some ugly ass guys out there xD aaah i love JEff ... By: Apriltops. on 21 Mar 12, 01:43:46 aaah i love JEff dumban... always know how? to make me fall of my bed.. D: ITS ACHMED!!!!!*le ... By: XasZ475. on 20 Mar 12, 19:17:34 ITS ACHMED!!!!!*le audience? laughing*SILENCE!!!!!!I KILL YOU.... koo shit bro,? lol By: sick66caddy. on 24 Jan 12, 05:25:23 koo shit bro,? lol world of? warcraft By: Mikepain2000. on 24 Dec 11, 17:10:24 world of? warcraft lol so? funny By: traceybenden. on 20 Dec 11, 07:00:51 lol so? funny Its? people not " ... By: OrangeFanta2. on 19 Dec 11, 00:20:04 Its? people not "ppl". that was? epicly ... By: MrDunjie. on 09 Dec 11, 05:08:25 that was? epicly epic. I kill you? ! xD By: Pinkifan. on 07 Dec 11, 21:28:54 I kill you? ! xD love <33 I love ... By: Pinkifan. on 07 Dec 11, 21:28:41 love how did you make? it By: Ethanpeers. on 28 Nov 11, 17:45:08 how did you make? it FUNNY REALLY? FUNNY ... By: MrDjvance. on 14 Nov 11, 21:53:28 FUNNY REALLY? FUNNY AS HELLLLLLLLLLLL why is there no ... By: melissavdwalt. on 13 Nov 11, 06:32:15 why is there no top? comment? :m well your? late By: Chronix223. on 09 Nov 11, 18:46:24 well your? late wow...Jeff's hand ... By: legokid785. on 02 Nov 11, 23:00:26 wow...Jeff's hand isn't? actually in Achmed's head anymore! LOL o_0? By: NecroEagle. on 31 Oct 11, 09:10:30 o_0? WoW? makes it all ... By: skyrimXlooksXbeast. on 24 Oct 11, 23:59:03 WoW? makes it all the better! :D O_o? ... By: holyship1512. on 24 Oct 11, 17:16:33 O_o? ... Wtf? By: sizorblade. on 23 Oct 11, 12:15:24 Wtf? Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed Pt. 2 Posted by: jeffdunham Video duration: 120 seconds Global video hits: 2866209 A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's classic stand-up special and DVD, "Spark of Insanity". Pt. 2 Related: jeff, dunham, achmed, the, dead, terrorist, spark, of, insanity, walter, peanut Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Jeff:stop moving ... By: shufflebot1241. on 23 May 12, 21:45:58 Jeff:stop moving achmed:ok I will not move my ass thumbs up if you laugh your? fucking ass off Jeff: But you're ... By: katruffles. on 20 May 12, 22:00:46 Jeff: But you're all bone... Achmed: It's a? flesh wound. Couldn't stop laughing at that!! :P i speak achmed and ... By: stabby2198. on 19 May 12, 17:33:14 i speak achmed and the? only phase i know is I KILL YOU! Achmed: is that ... By: bordman541. on 07 May 12, 01:58:32 Achmed: is that walter, he scares the crap out of me. ? PLEASE DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME SUITCASE jeff: why? achmed:he has gas XD LOL "STOP TOUCHING ... By: TheFutterWacken. on 03 May 12, 13:16:01 "STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!!" Sounds like my sister when she's? PMSing... It's a flesh wound. ... By: SushiGiello. on 15 Apr 12, 20:42:13 It's a flesh wound... Thumbs up if you thought of? Monty Python :P whos uneducated now ... By: 1madisongallentes. on 04 Apr 12, 18:06:11 whos uneducated now LILMSJJ u dont even know the spelling of wat ur? posting hey? LILMSJJ... By: 1madisongallentes. on 04 Apr 12, 18:05:17 hey? LILMSJJ... This is funny .. ... By: willingandable1. on 01 Apr 12, 07:11:16 This is funny .. and I really laughed .. because this is not the truth about Islam.. it is the truth about terrorists.. Islam means peace and has nothing to do with? terrorism ... these terrorists are brainwashed and misled for some evil personal? reasons and one of these is to misrepresent Islam.. TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION and is found everywhere I like 0:44 and 0: ... By: mackenzie3402. on 27 Mar 12, 11:38:36 I like 0:44 and 0:45? This is not the ... By: faisal88411. on 25 Mar 12, 21:45:31 This is not the freedom that this scene that? insults the Islamic religion? because of the range does not constitute one? percent of the Muslims and this is not fair Freedom is to do what you want without harming others The problem is that the terrorist acts carried out by more than this Community of Muslims of Who? was killed 34,000 of Iraqis killed in 2006 only of? which killed a hundred million Indians this is the? bitter truth Followed by Amazing!! I was ... By: faisal88411. on 25 Mar 12, 21:44:36 Amazing!! I was very? surprised This is what Said? history These are Peaceful?? and We are terrorists * Thanks * your? the bimbo ... By: LILMSJJ. on 20 Mar 12, 23:00:29 your? the bimbo bitch. americans arent stupid your POORLY MANNERD AND UNEDGICATED! Anyone else think ... By: sonrouge. on 18 Mar 12, 19:10:29 Anyone else think Achmed is the most animated of his? puppets? Is that Walter? ... By: bsbfan2009. on 10 Mar 12, 01:20:42 Is that Walter? Yeah. Pls do not put me back in? the same suitcase!! Why? HE HAS GAS! Its a? flesh wound By: reidyboi411. on 01 Mar 12, 20:26:40 Its a? flesh wound I KEEL YOU! LMFAO!? By: EuniceMoh99. on 24 Feb 12, 05:07:15 I KEEL YOU! LMFAO!? lol? so great By: dogssssssssmeow. on 24 Feb 12, 00:26:26 lol? so great STOP TOUCHING MEEE! ... By: dream4709. on 17 Feb 12, 22:53:40 STOP TOUCHING MEEE!! I KILL YOU!!! HOLD UP IM IN THE AIR SOMETHINGS ON BACKWARDS!!! THUMBS? UP I LOLED i sooo move this!!! ... By: tactic8jdtango. on 16 Feb 12, 14:01:15 i sooo move this!!! i? kill you!!! never watch this ... By: ShugoShugopower2. on 23 Jan 12, 23:48:54 never watch this wile? eating XD Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Suicide Bomber Posted by: gtcobain Video duration: 230 seconds Global video hits: 290778 Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Suicide Bomber Related: jeff, dunham, and, achmed, the, suicide, bomber Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: i jest luv this guy ... By: vivianachick111. on 14 Jan 12, 16:56:30 i jest luv this guy... i mean skeleton? I am muslim and i ... By: xxSupernaturalGalxx. on 10 Jan 12, 22:10:49 I am muslim and i love this? video xD 17 people need a " ... By: theguru210. on 22 Dec 11, 09:13:21 17 people need a "flesh? wound" I Kill? You! By: brendanhen. on 10 Dec 11, 18:51:07 I Kill? You! HE IS SUCH A CUTIE! ... By: CESSNALUVER175. on 15 Nov 11, 23:20:57 HE IS SUCH A CUTIE! I WANT HIM AS MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LOOKING AT THIS CATALOG RIGHT NOW AND I GOT MY EYE ON THIS T-SHIRT THAT HAS A PICTURE OF ACHMED AND SAYS SILENCE I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!! IT ITS SOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! AND I WANT IT REALLY? BAD! I thought it was ... By: TransformersObsessed. on 07 Nov 11, 06:18:48 I thought it was achmed the dead terrorist!Not suicide bomber!Lol? I believe this ... By: iplaybass428. on 12 Oct 11, 20:16:50 I believe this will? be shown in history classes in 50 years to showcase America's fear of terrorism at the time. More like true of ... By: r4nd0m1z3d. on 16 Sep 11, 16:27:32 More like true of the typical? American's perception of the Jihadist mentality. Thumbs? f*****g up By: 111peep. on 16 Sep 11, 00:39:24 Thumbs? f*****g up THUMBS UP IF U? ... By: ChaosOfAbyss. on 15 Sep 11, 23:37:04 THUMBS UP IF U? THINK ACHMED, WALTER, PEANUT, AND THE REST THE PUPPETS ARE HILARIOUS!!!! SILENCE!!!! I KEEL ... By: ChaosOfAbyss. on 15 Sep 11, 23:36:08 SILENCE!!!! I KEEL YOU!!!? It was well ... By: defeatislam732. on 06 Sep 11, 06:18:32 It was well received by the audience because it is true of the? jihadist mentality. "A,...C,...phlegm," ... By: defeatislam732. on 06 Sep 11, 06:17:08 "A,...C,...phlegm," That is one of the most hilarious lines ever uttered? by any comedian! wow...? By: ruckaruckarescuer25. on 20 Aug 11, 00:26:24 wow...? SILENCE...*high ... By: sheepyandcow. on 28 Jun 11, 11:57:18 SILENCE...*high pitched* I kill you!I've it!? Who's Dunham....I ... By: joshua12399. on 03 Jun 11, 01:26:07 Who's Dunham....I thought? we were watching Ac(phlegm) ..............I Kill you I don't really find ... By: Vegetie. on 24 Mar 11, 11:27:22 I don't really find this THAT funny, it's just "Silence... I kill you" x 4 *Well Recieved by Audience for some reason?* I think the "Good Evening .... Infidel" was the best? part of this performance. STOP TOUCHING ME!!!? By: DrStranger666. on 18 Mar 11, 19:29:55 STOP TOUCHING ME!!!? 2:12 is the best ... By: VeronicaAngel615. on 17 Mar 11, 20:37:29 2:12 is the best part WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TOP MY FEET!!! XDXDXD? ok this is really ... By: busterbraun12. on 17 Feb 11, 22:51:23 ok this is really fun when someone calles u that u dnt like u just? put the phone up to the speaker and its soooo funny!!!! very? funny By: 1954phyllis. on 28 Jan 11, 00:29:18 very? funny 14 here? is trouble ... By: googlerization. on 03 Jan 11, 15:17:50 14 here? is trouble suicide bombers i laughed so hard ... By: mysteriaist. on 25 Nov 10, 21:10:14 i laughed so hard tears came out? of my eyes! verry, verry funny I? LOVE ACHMED By: SEXYTEAPATRTIER1. on 27 Oct 10, 01:54:34 I? LOVE ACHMED its halarious check ... By: 101glassman. on 22 Oct 10, 12:37:14 its halarious check out 101glassman 4 something cool ? Achmed- I KILL YOU Posted by: nexusinc Video duration: 24 seconds Global video hits: 1618659 Selection of Achmed's shout of 'I KILL YOU!!!'... Related: achmed, dead, terrorist, jeff, dunham, ventroloquist, kill, you, silence Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: stop touching ... By: annabelle707132. on 24 May 12, 02:30:13 stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! ill kill? youuuuuuuu His parents weren't ... By: ladycplum. on 23 May 12, 15:49:06 His parents weren't far away from us, they had little homemade Achmed dolls! (Oddly enough, he's? a practicing Baptist!!!!!!!!!!!!!) i really? have to ... By: nexusinc. on 23 May 12, 14:49:02 i really? have to say... this has to be the best comment.ever!!! hahaha... My goddaughter ... By: ladycplum. on 21 May 12, 04:54:25 My goddaughter graduated high school last night, there was a boy in her class whose name is Achmed. When he was called to receive his diploma the WHOLE CLASS yelled out SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!? And the stadium crowd went nuts. okey? :) By: KurdishMuslimGirl. on 19 May 12, 16:59:01 okey? :) STOP TOUCHING? ... By: ladycplum. on 17 May 12, 04:36:48 STOP TOUCHING? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My favorite part ... By: owatsupwu. on 16 May 12, 23:32:54 My favorite part was silence? I kill u someone needs a? ... By: NightGamerFX. on 16 May 12, 08:28:14 someone needs a? huuuuug! ^_^ ??? ???? ????? ??? ... By: ThreeSixtyx. on 13 May 12, 16:33:16 ??? ???? ????? ??? ????? ???? ???? ????? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ???, ??? ?????? ??? ???? ??????. ??? ???? ????? ??? ... By: ThreeSixtyx. on 13 May 12, 16:33:03 ??? ???? ????? ??? ????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ???, ??? ?????? ??? ???? ??????. ahh ? google translate SILENCE! EYE? KEEL ... By: danixvideos. on 13 May 12, 12:59:01 SILENCE! EYE? KEEL YOU! Awesome? By: apexgej. on 13 May 12, 11:52:20 Awesome? ACHMED RULES!!!? By: trdidion. on 03 May 12, 02:52:38 ACHMED RULES!!!? Thumbs up or? i ... By: MusicaTheMusica03. on 02 May 12, 10:28:02 Thumbs up or? i kill you ** lol good one stop touching my... ... By: becksjn. on 30 Apr 12, 20:50:14 stop touching my.............i kill you? EPIC? VID By: Mike Chandler. on 30 Apr 12, 01:45:33 EPIC? VID SILENCE!!!!!! ..... ... By: LunaSims. on 30 Apr 12, 00:48:43 SILENCE!!!!!! ........... I KILL YOU!? 0:9? i keel you lol By: MrThegreatwarrior. on 20 Apr 12, 17:42:02 0:9? i keel you lol I use to say this ... By: MicahGlascocksgirl. on 20 Apr 12, 04:30:28 I use to say this to my? ex bf. Lol. ....? Silence!! I ... By: kristien100. on 19 Apr 12, 01:18:31 ....? Silence!! I KILL YOU... i saw achmed in my ... By: FoulNexus. on 16 Apr 12, 12:38:14 i saw achmed in my schools physics lab? STOP TOUCHING ME!!! ... By: darkangel9710. on 13 Apr 12, 23:45:28 STOP TOUCHING ME!!!! I KEEEEEL? YOU!!!!! Haha whoever disliked ... By: leonidasomega82. on 12 Apr 12, 14:09:29 whoever disliked the? video i kill you This? is retarded By: KAYKAY143DIVA. on 12 Apr 12, 05:16:54 This? is retarded I'll? killll youuuu! By: lilchit0. on 08 Apr 12, 15:39:24 I'll? killll youuuu! Jeff Dunham - Achmed der tote Terrorist (Deutsch) Posted by: stonevillage08 Video duration: 649 seconds Global video hits: 325564 Das Video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" in Deutsch - The Video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" in German. Jeff Dunham Related: achmed, the, dead, terrorist, der, tote, jeff, dunham, comedy, lustiges, walter, marvin, peanut, jose, jalapeno Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Wow, weird. Jeff ... By: drwhotimelordify. on 10 Feb 12, 21:56:43 Wow, weird. Jeff Dunham and Achmed speaking? German! ja, leider,. auf ... By: GhostriderCaster. on 23 Jan 12, 17:29:38 ja, leider,. auf englisch isses viel geiler? :D jeder der das ... By: yakima58. on 16 Jan 12, 18:41:51 jeder der das scheise finded ist beschissen? scheise Grottenschlechte? ... By: MisterBean47. on 09 Jan 12, 17:46:13 Grottenschlechte? Synchro! Die Emotionen ... By: kraftwerk94. on 08 Jan 12, 17:52:29 Die Emotionen kommen in deutsch? gar nicht rüber :( Ich finde das ... By: CloneTrupper85. on 03 Jan 12, 11:39:23 Ich finde das witzig? des? is ne scheiß ... By: Pommeswerfer3499. on 02 Jan 12, 18:35:22 des? is ne scheiß Übersetzung auf englisch is es ... By: Thedarkcomestolate. on 30 Dec 11, 00:28:09 auf englisch is es besser und die synchro is fürn arsch? ... Echt ich finds? ... By: 68Mannheim259. on 29 Dec 11, 18:22:59 Echt ich finds? grandios :D 0% humor in deutsch ... By: Muin75. on 28 Dec 11, 21:21:19 0% humor in deutsch ich frag mich wieso die im puplikum lachen? bei uns lacht ne grille Ich bin auch made? ... By: Dark24Orbit. on 21 Dec 11, 11:32:37 Ich bin auch made? in china xD das ,,schweigt!! ... By: TheAggromaniacs. on 18 Dec 11, 12:54:58 das ,,schweigt!! ich bring euch um!!`` is echt der letzte scheiß im englischen? isses 100 mal besser. Die Synchro? ist ... By: Sebazztion1994. on 14 Dec 11, 19:19:44 Die Synchro? ist echt der letzte Kack. Der ganze Humor geht dadurch flöten. DasEnglsiche ist ca. 1000 millarden aml besser. Hamma geil? und die ... By: MineBrothersLP. on 11 Dec 11, 09:38:37 Hamma geil? und die 26 die das video nicht mögen wurden bei einem attentat von Achmed wohl Gekillt :D XD Achmed könnte in ... By: Bellastar65. on 07 Dec 11, 20:54:01 Achmed könnte in einer Klasse gut für ruhe sorgen : "SCHWEIGT! Ich bring euch um!"? XD hammer geil ja habe ... By: 19uchihaitachi. on 23 Nov 11, 22:03:28 hammer geil ja habe das schon so oft gesehen ich würd zu gern wissen wie bauchredner das machen ja ? Einfach nur Geil? By: URI0815. on 22 Nov 11, 20:37:22 Einfach nur Geil? ich habe achmed ... By: jutoka3964. on 22 Nov 11, 19:45:45 ich habe achmed gebastelt? @kinoaiki wie jetzt ... By: vlad5600. on 18 Nov 11, 16:01:52 @kinoaiki wie jetzt Umarbeitung?? Das is aus dem Fernsehn!!!!!! Die Übersetzung ... By: kinoaiki. on 12 Nov 11, 23:39:48 Die Übersetzung oder Synchronisierung geht gaaar nicht.... Bitte um Umarbeitung.? das ist? das beste By: nostale1998. on 12 Nov 11, 15:17:56 das ist? das beste lustiger? gehts kaum By: Teydo26. on 07 Nov 11, 18:41:40 lustiger? gehts kaum Ich habe Gestern ... By: TheMegaLDrago. on 26 Sep 11, 15:02:50 Ich habe Gestern Walter in der U-Bahn getroffen und? habe gesehen wie Achmed schreiend weg gerandt ist :D Aber? leider ist ... By: TheMegaLDrago. on 26 Sep 11, 15:00:13 Aber? leider ist Michael Jackson Tod :( Voll geil ich habe? ... By: TheMegaLDrago. on 26 Sep 11, 14:57:18 Voll geil ich habe? mir einen abgelacht Achmed the Dead Terrorist at Marine Corps Boot Camp Posted by: geopablomac Video duration: 293 seconds Global video hits: 87628 Selected scenes from Achmed's half-assed & short lived attempt at becoming one of the Few, the Proud, the MARINES. Semper Fi! Related: achmed, marines, marine, usmc, semperfi, terror, terrorist, wmd Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: All his vids are ... By: Palidin112. on 11 Apr 12, 00:03:00 All his vids are funny? even the dvd hella fukin funny:) ... By: jonathan barrera. on 07 Apr 12, 03:22:27 hella fukin funny:) ? So you actually let ... By: deathstar781. on 05 Apr 12, 06:33:01 So you actually let go of the grenade? You don't duct tape it to your hand hand run into a crowd of people?? XD you push up and ... By: MsMegaZozo. on 04 Apr 12, 01:01:57 you push up and down and up and? down. THATS WHAT SHE SAID.. LMFAO!!!! Haha!!!? By: VideosByMusic. on 02 Apr 12, 07:23:48 Haha!!!? terrorrists? use ... By: VeneziaVNwtf. on 01 Apr 12, 06:55:05 terrorrists? use slingshots? must be Sogeking's fault after all... I kill? you dumbass. By: warfan105. on 28 Mar 12, 04:11:54 I kill? you dumbass. Lol I love it when ... By: austindana1. on 26 Mar 12, 01:58:51 Lol I love it when he says especially? our slingshots is that in marine ... By: spoofstarz484. on 25 Mar 12, 23:37:11 is that in marine numbers? LMFAO!!? Lol? By: evilnaram. on 24 Mar 12, 19:19:33 Lol? thats what she said ... By: TheJAZZYFIZZLE2001. on 21 Mar 12, 20:01:17 thats what she said....->? omg make subtitles ... By: FearlessDesvan. on 21 Mar 12, 18:49:37 omg make subtitles please ? x( This isnt Recruit ... By: Themirrorsedgerunner. on 16 Mar 12, 22:01:40 This isnt Recruit training,? this is MCT, school of infantry. loved the last ... By: matthew7841. on 09 Feb 12, 01:23:43 loved the last partt was the best? lol (^^) " You are like Demi ... By: kwackfish. on 06 Feb 12, 19:36:36 " You are like Demi moore from GI Jane you inspire me while you turn me on"? . Best line Ever. achmed is oprah's ... By: kwackfish. on 06 Feb 12, 19:33:11 achmed is oprah's number 1? fan slingshots? By: 1234LegoGuy1234. on 27 Jan 12, 13:29:04 slingshots? Funny ass hell? ! By: gasolin66. on 22 Jan 12, 18:59:45 Funny ass hell? ! Private? Mirando: ... By: heathslaterandnexus5. on 11 Jan 12, 23:50:38 Private? Mirando: oorah Achmed: Yes oprah Lol you dumb ass? you ... By: Rayban619. on 05 Jan 12, 17:52:42 you dumb ass? you don't have an ass @swaggendorf for me ... By: kod1271. on 30 Dec 11, 05:33:47 @swaggendorf for me,? it is funny? By: Alabamabigfoot. on 26 Dec 11, 18:54:24 funny? lol love all? acmed ... By: shanespain15. on 23 Dec 11, 16:43:38 lol love all? acmed videos OH my god!!!!!!!! ... By: SRUteammember. on 20 Dec 11, 02:21:53 OH my god!!!!!!!! LOL "UP AND DOWN!!!!!!"ACHMED:THATS WHAT SHE SAID" I ALMOST? DIED LAUGHING marine guy:drop ... By: nathan24256. on 20 Dec 11, 00:00:11 marine guy:drop down and give me 50(in marine voice) Achmed:50?50? dollars marine guy:50 push-ups on your face up and down up and down Achmed:that's what she said achmed erde fr kegelbahn Posted by: 640686 Video duration: 315 seconds Global video hits: 61791 achmed erde fr kegelbahn Related: achmed, erde, fr Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Schmeiß ich Erde ... By: LIEIOIN. on 28 Apr 12, 17:44:22 Schmeiß ich Erde bei Boden? für Kegelbahn xD kegelclub? ... By: Virgin006. on 17 Apr 12, 11:49:07 kegelclub? gugelhupf :D wo? du haben? ... By: MrCecchino79. on 25 Jan 12, 18:52:04 wo? du haben? hahaahhaahha dann mach vesper ... By: clythkiller. on 17 Sep 11, 19:31:15 dann mach vesper xdd ? Tante Oma :'DDD? By: LeeeaLovesHerFriends. on 21 Aug 11, 13:41:31 Tante Oma :'DDD? Achmed spielt ja ... By: LouBega93. on 07 Aug 11, 17:57:39 Achmed spielt ja nur einen auf Doof aber? der andere ist es wohl :D Achmed: Isch kommen 17 Uhr. Typ: morgens oder abends ? :DD aber ich? habe kein ... By: TheLolmaddie. on 29 Jul 11, 20:13:21 aber ich? habe kein bager.nicht bager mit hand!LOL IS KEIN PROBLEM ... By: 14NATION88. on 13 Jul 11, 14:57:06 IS KEIN PROBLEM NEHM ICH KOLLEGE EINE VIELE VON BAUSTELLE ANDERE? KOMM, DANN MACH VIELE BEI SCHMEISS NEI TRANSIT ;) Onkel wohnen von ... By: 1Emerica990. on 12 Jun 11, 12:38:31 Onkel wohnen von Tante Oma :D? TRANSIT? By: koenerdoenig. on 12 Apr 11, 21:04:15 TRANSIT? 03:22 bekannte und ... By: outlawboy88. on 24 Mar 11, 23:59:02 03:22 bekannte und onkel komm bei auto mit mir fahren gucken diese hahhahahahahhahahaha? :D in st tuttgart wo ... By: nicidibe9. on 18 Feb 11, 10:49:03 in st tuttgart wo lange straße kommen von? oben sindelfingen? diese ... By: DJeyda. on 07 Feb 11, 22:59:57 sindelfingen? diese bei singelfinden!? xDDD Gugelhupf xD? By: 500Iveco. on 06 Feb 11, 08:40:45 Gugelhupf xD? bei? schmeis rein ... By: MegaVwBug. on 28 Jan 11, 12:46:08 bei? schmeis rein transit ford? transit xD By: Jenny7635. on 25 Jan 11, 22:07:06 ford? transit xD transe? xD By: XDfunnydani. on 21 Dec 10, 20:56:10 transe? xD kleine auto große? ... By: Dennis6237. on 21 Nov 10, 18:13:11 kleine auto große? :D transit? By: Skateboard965. on 17 Nov 10, 15:12:58 transit? Das geilste ist, ... By: TheParadogzon. on 05 Nov 10, 23:26:45 Das geilste ist, das der Angerufene selbst auch mit Akzent spricht... Das? ist sooooooooo lustig. xD a wo ist das?? ? By: MrBiber87. on 15 Aug 10, 19:33:36 a wo ist das?? ? nehmen? taschenlampe By: javadkarate. on 18 May 10, 07:56:04 nehmen? taschenlampe Nix viele auto auto ... By: Abahatschiee. on 26 Feb 10, 14:09:22 Nix viele auto auto groß auto? gut,,!..xD " wo du,wo du haben ... By: outlawboy88. on 03 Jan 10, 08:22:52 " wo du,wo du haben diese erden??? " hahahaha eins der besten!!!!? bagyir? By: TrakyaVolkan. on 02 Dec 09, 14:19:46 bagyir? Achmed - the dead terrorist EngSub Part1 Posted by: ViroX89 Video duration: 323 seconds Global video hits: 127907 Subtitled by myself, it was hard to understand, because english is a foreign language for me, but I think it's pretty good. Part2: www.youtube.com Related: achmed, terrorist, jeff, dunham, engsub, eng, sub Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: DAMMIT Thank You So ... By: XoxoTTe. on 20 May 12, 13:32:33 DAMMIT Thank You So Much !!! NOW? I HEAR SOMETHING also thnx for the subs but nvm didnt need it ! ;P ty anyways. So funny I? fell ... By: maxA2821. on 12 Apr 12, 12:09:30 So funny I? fell out of my chair if he doesn't have ... By: TheSomeoneOnEarth1Hi. on 22 Nov 11, 06:00:37 if he doesn't have an...a- butt,? how does he sit down? o.e he? has gas... By: TheOldcountryboy. on 21 Feb 11, 01:38:33 he? has gas... X2? By: theawesomeman23. on 19 Feb 11, 04:06:16 X2? hahahaa esto da? ... By: NGRAVEZ18. on 13 Feb 11, 21:58:29 hahahaa esto da? gracia bu videolardaki ... By: alpkemal1978. on 06 Feb 11, 20:02:37 bu videolardaki islamiyyet ve peygember efendimize karsi olan hakaretleri gorun ve protesto? edin ,peygemberimiz muhammaden (saw) diger ismi ahmet tir unutmayin. allah seni? ve senin gibileri cehennemin dibine gomsun insallah. I'm dead?... I just ... By: TheRandomvids8. on 08 Jan 11, 04:08:33 I'm dead?... I just got my flu shot!? Lol you spelled it ... By: narutooopizzza. on 07 Jan 11, 21:52:08 Lol you spelled it wrong its not kill its keel? ... By: annamark45. on 15 Nov 10, 21:28:28 LOloOOlloloLOLLlolll...xD goddamnit...i-i mean allahdamnit..? this is hilarious!? By: UTFOOTBALL2088. on 07 Nov 10, 22:29:07 this is hilarious!? OMFG, A? 3.1.3 ... By: LBholloman. on 22 Apr 10, 23:27:52 OMFG, A? 3.1.3 JAILBREAK, ADD THIS TO URL: /watch?v=qyuwJLBelTQ he stole? my man By: Football4894. on 05 Apr 10, 00:15:48 he stole? my man A....C..... ... By: tetrizkidz. on 30 Mar 10, 18:05:34 A....C.....FLEMMMMMCHEICC fkin so funny? :D knock knock whos ... By: DJ1110ify. on 18 Feb 10, 00:02:40 knock knock whos there? jose jose who? PUSSY makes? no sense whatsoever!!!!!!! lmfao Lol.? What would ... By: dirosaga. on 17 Feb 10, 21:24:03 Lol.? What would comedy be without racism? @tharaafifah that's ... By: kbddon. on 05 Feb 10, 11:46:49 @tharaafifah that's not the subtitler's fault, if i? may point out. anything to say, ask the one who said the words, not one who let the others know about it. allah damn it? ? ... By: tharaafifah. on 01 Feb 10, 01:17:41 allah damn it? ? please guarded language phlegm.? By: scroolflux. on 29 Jan 10, 06:34:19 phlegm.? Actually pretty? ... By: SuperCakeGuy. on 01 Jan 10, 01:53:39 Actually pretty? good subtittling! But just 1 mistake: Frikin' It's Freakin' Or Freaking ;) But else VERY Good! yeah? i know, found ... By: kissarmyrules. on 28 Nov 09, 02:26:12 yeah? i know, found out from missblue45, before you :P but thanks all the same, really appreciate it :) I saw this on ... By: Magnesiur. on 22 Nov 09, 20:06:53 I saw this on Comedy Central its from his comedy? show Jeff Dunham: A Spark of Insanity those eyes freak ... By: csiNEWYORKrocks. on 03 Oct 09, 15:03:52 those eyes freak me? out!!! lol :) very? funny ..... By: qutssk93. on 11 Sep 09, 16:11:17 very? funny ..... You are welcome..I ... By: missblue45. on 03 Sep 09, 02:02:51 You are welcome..I bought the dvd and can't quit laughing? Jeff Dunham and Achmed part 2 Posted by: baddudenorris Video duration: 324 seconds Global video hits: 8641405 funny shit srry but my other videos got deleted so i got them back up and i hope you like them Related: jeffdunham, achmed, jeff, dunham Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: i? love that show By: bobby zimmermen. on 07 May 12, 03:25:22 i? love that show 556 people are? ... By: nomnommikala. on 27 Jan 11, 21:58:03 556 people are? terrierist Achmed's Religion - Controlled Chaos - Jeff Dunham Posted by: jeffdunham Video duration: 33 seconds Global video hits: 407871 A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed from Jeff's latest stand-up special Controlled Chaos. Get Controlled Chaos on DVD: amzn.to See Jeff and the Gang on Tour: www.jeffdunham.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/jeff dunham Facebook: www.facebook.com/jef fdunham Website: www.jeffdunham.com Store: www.jeffdunham.com/s hop Thanks for watching! Related: jeff, dunham, stand, up, comedy, achmed, peanut, walter, jose, jalapeño, controlled, chaos, arguing, with, myself, religions, muslim, catholic, buddhist Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: IM MUSLIM AND? THIS ... By: mrpakistan789. on 26 May 12, 04:19:03 IM MUSLIM AND? THIS IS FUNNY I'm? trying to ... By: smash3r01. on 20 May 12, 22:41:57 I'm? trying to offend as many infidels as possible! Hahahahahaha! I am Muslim? too .. ... By: mohawow. on 20 May 12, 22:17:09 I am Muslim? too ...! This is funny =) Geez since when ... By: 1212pheobe. on 20 May 12, 02:41:37 Geez since when comments on a video become some religion fight?! it's funny. If you find this man's material inappropriate or offending, don't watch the gosh? dang video *im not an athiest, im a catholic so shut up "I'm? trying to ... By: ADawg738. on 18 May 12, 03:05:08 "I'm? trying to offend as many Infidels as possible!!" you should have the ... By: invadergirl152. on 08 May 12, 01:20:54 you should have the one where he? says "that's what she said" @JohnnyMarsBar? he ... By: Boy55Bad. on 06 May 12, 17:39:17 @JohnnyMarsBar? he I'm muslim too and its jus funny lol im catholic? too ... By: JohnnyMarsBar. on 05 May 12, 21:55:25 im catholic? too but there is nearly no reason to find it offensive I'm Catholic and I ... By: SheWolf8765. on 03 May 12, 22:08:34 I'm Catholic and I nearly pissed myself laughing? when he said it! ROFLMAO fuck u dislike in ... By: QuickAttack1. on 01 May 12, 12:19:19 fuck u dislike in your ass? I'm offensive and? ... By: SkittlesTheLucario. on 29 Apr 12, 05:42:40 I'm offensive and? I find this Scientologist. Lol? By: fbiseyal. on 28 Apr 12, 04:50:09 Lol? me too? bro By: Rehana Aziz. on 27 Apr 12, 18:32:39 me too? bro How are you this? By: fbiseyal. on 27 Apr 12, 16:38:56 How are you this? Yup? By: fbiseyal. on 27 Apr 12, 16:37:49 Yup? I'm a Muslim too ... By: Asoomi300511. on 27 Apr 12, 15:23:03 I'm a Muslim too and i actually Don't understand how many Muslims see it offensive Its hilarious i Love it ? Omg, the Jewish guy ... By: AmericanMan44. on 25 Apr 12, 04:45:17 Omg, the Jewish guy below hush! You murdered Jesus the messiah anyway!? Jerks! Lol if it wasnt for ... By: youssef2012salem. on 23 Apr 12, 21:59:09 if it wasnt for muslims u? wont have achmed. yea same here lol ? By: drew30l. on 20 Apr 12, 01:43:01 yea same here lol ? im blank and i ... By: meshikian. on 18 Apr 12, 22:07:23 im blank and i blank? blank I'm this hilarous ... By: thibo62. on 18 Apr 12, 20:02:04 I'm this hilarous and find Catholic offensive. ? I'm Muslim and I ... By: fbiseyal. on 17 Apr 12, 00:41:51 I'm Muslim and I find this? hilarious :D Catholics? and ... By: moralom2010. on 16 Apr 12, 21:25:38 Catholics? and protestants are the same!!! (same shit) Achmed the dead terrorist sings Jingle Bombs (JeffDunham.com) Posted by: RedneckBubba19 Video duration: 208 seconds Global video hits: 37751 Credit to: Jeff Dunham - JeffDunham.com Related: jingle, bells, bombs, terrorists, suicide, osama, bin, laden, christmas, carols, skeleton, jeff, dunham, comedy, americas, has, got, talent Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: w-o-w FUNNY! ? By: iloveyoubaybee2ooo. on 21 May 12, 04:40:37 w-o-w FUNNY! ? my future husband ... By: TheYolonigga. on 14 May 12, 22:52:43 my future husband lol? Isn't there ... By: ck3227. on 13 May 12, 11:36:20 Isn't there supposed to be a video, too?? Holy shit! is that ... By: Jetsbff. on 26 Apr 12, 18:09:47 Holy shit! is that Brian Haner? Senior? No, it's SILENCE!? ... By: werty448. on 21 Apr 12, 19:05:35 No, it's SILENCE!? I KEEL YOU! ? holly crap that's ... By: 11chiwawachick66. on 16 Apr 12, 02:23:15 ? holly crap that's funny we sing this on ... By: theangryewok4. on 14 Apr 12, 16:46:18 we sing this on christmas at? my house:) LOLOLOLOL oh and ... By: combinenation1. on 21 Mar 12, 00:57:22 LOLOLOLOL oh and counter? strike source anyone XD I got through ... By: ZxPrimeHD. on 29 Jan 12, 14:30:04 I got through checkpoint A but not? through checkpoint B that's when i got shot in the ASS by the US military !!!!!! i love? that song By: 2423a2423a. on 19 Dec 11, 21:19:14 i love? that song I kill you before ... By: 24musicdude. on 30 Sep 11, 01:15:17 I kill you before you can even find? me SILENCE I KILL? YOU By: TheMr12cooleyo. on 27 Sep 11, 15:25:26 SILENCE I KILL? YOU THis is? cool By: TheBenp4. on 25 Apr 11, 02:12:46 THis is? cool Oooo Jingle Bombs!! ... By: HugeMileyfan1996. on 04 Dec 10, 11:10:12 Oooo Jingle Bombs!!!? Achmed Jingle Bombs: Halo 3 Style Posted by: superblip Video duration: 107 seconds Global video hits: 1078683 For the HALO: REACH version, click here: www.youtube.com Jeff Dunham Achmed Halo 3 Jingle Bombs!! Enjoy!! Please comment and/or rate Don't forget to subscribe! Oh, btw, we are the original creators of this video, there are a couple of copies running around uploaded on different accounts Related: *achmed*, *jingle*, *bombs*, *halo*, *3*, *jeff*, *dunham*, *style*, *superblip*, version Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Silence!! I KEEL U? By: jetrax5000. on 27 Apr 12, 17:38:39 Silence!! I KEEL U? this is fu**en? ... By: Hunter Harris. on 18 Apr 12, 22:46:41 this is fu**en? funny as shi* bad man ? By: ChezzaRulez. on 10 Apr 12, 09:56:39 bad man ? sorry? nvm By: pacman4d. on 14 Mar 12, 01:29:38 sorry? nvm This came out over ... By: superblip. on 14 Mar 12, 01:18:15 This came out over a year before Mommy7220's video did.? How the fuck is that stealing? Stolen i saw this ... By: pacman4d. on 14 Mar 12, 00:17:56 Stolen i saw this done by Mommy7220 with better quality and no reflection on? the screen Nicely? done :) By: emmierulz6. on 10 Mar 12, 19:58:14 Nicely? done :) Never gets old!!!? By: DarrenJamesWinsett98. on 26 Feb 12, 02:49:33 Never gets old!!!? Gayyyy? By: xRIZZBANKSHOTx. on 17 Feb 12, 03:21:48 Gayyyy? its not funny, ... By: TheNightTrickster. on 12 Feb 12, 03:53:41 its not funny, hilarious, or 2? hilarious...its uber hilarious its not funny? or ... By: GHChain. on 12 Feb 12, 01:41:34 its not funny? or hilarious its TO HILARIOUS "it's not funny!" ... By: TheNightTrickster. on 10 Feb 12, 00:18:22 "it's not funny!" its hilarious :P? I used to be a man ... By: The0Great0Nuke. on 11 Jan 12, 12:28:49 I used to be a man to then i took an arrow to the? knee! :D @gilbert89209timev2 ... By: DisturbedDeified. on 21 Dec 11, 23:22:43 @gilbert89209timev2 whats wrong with? Vevo you idiot? Its free music, and the music is honestly better quality than regular people posting it so I for one stand by to say I prefer Vevo No kidding? this is ... By: superblip. on 20 Dec 11, 21:52:46 No kidding? this is Halo 3... thats halo 3....i ... By: XxfalconzxX1. on 20 Dec 11, 20:59:27 thats halo 3....i know halo reach when i see? it awesome sauce! ? By: Richtofenslover22. on 17 Dec 11, 06:34:22 awesome sauce! ? :) ? By: SuperJake429. on 17 Dec 11, 01:39:36 :) ? i don't get how ... By: Aramora717. on 16 Dec 11, 03:53:02 i don't get how people don't like this. F'ING HILARIOUS MAN! XD You are like my? hero right now. :D nice? videa By: blackopsfann55227. on 09 Dec 11, 02:06:45 nice? videa i gotta say: well ... By: crazymn321fan. on 01 Dec 11, 04:14:36 i gotta say: well made well planned perfect sync i used to be a man but everytime i cough my? balls fall off thankns to uncle sam XD Jingle Bombs!? By: CodPK2. on 24 Nov 11, 00:32:49 Jingle Bombs!? haha f i couldnt ... By: biggeeemanable. on 21 Nov 11, 12:14:30 haha f i couldnt stop laughing..awesome? vid OMFG! THAT IS ... By: jeffjdm1. on 17 Nov 11, 01:34:44 OMFG! THAT IS FORKIN'? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! and 1740 (including ... By: rocker23669. on 16 Nov 11, 00:58:17 and 1740 (including meeee) made it through? both Achmed the Loves Richmond Nightlife - Controlled Chaos - Jeff Dunham Posted by: jeffdunham Video duration: 55 seconds Global video hits: 599241 A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed from Controlled Chaos, now available on DVD from Amazon.com! amzn.to See Jeff and the Gang on Tour: www.jeffdunham.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/jeff dunham Facebook: www.facebook.com/jef fdunham Website: www.jeffdunham.com Store: www.jeffdunham.com/s hop Thanks for watching! Related: jeff, dunham, stand, up, comedy, achmed, peanut, walter, jose, jalapeño, controlled, chaos, arguing, with, myself Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: Achmed is the best ... By: 13seetherfan. on 25 May 12, 00:28:51 Achmed is the best anything jeff dunham ever does? :D So? funny love it :) By: slashbg1. on 24 May 12, 09:40:07 So? funny love it :) awesome? video's! By: 21suziem. on 20 May 12, 23:41:56 awesome? video's! Next time you ... By: Littlepup93. on 18 May 12, 00:21:51 Next time you should? get a partner. What goes on in ... By: tbrays98. on 16 May 12, 04:48:22 What goes on in Richmond, stays? in Richmond. ;) awwwwwwwkwardd? By: elliot430. on 14 May 12, 15:01:32 awwwwwwwkwardd? o.o I swear. I ... By: ProgressingDownward. on 14 May 12, 04:48:57 o.o I swear. I thought that the puppet was an actual person for a second...? He must have a lot ... By: atripp2000. on 10 May 12, 22:46:05 He must have a lot of courage to do that? on public tv and in front of a live audience XD Priceless!? By: TransparencyDigital. on 10 May 12, 10:05:28 Priceless!? "Thats? my room,... ... By: honeyapple1000. on 05 May 12, 03:39:55 "Thats? my room,..." XD Jeff 00:14-00:16 He ... By: pokEmaniac41. on 01 May 12, 00:43:27 Jeff 00:14-00:16 He smiles like? this. XD thats funny ? By: superlady1ify. on 29 Apr 12, 07:47:37 XD thats funny ? and? he's a ... By: kotsia5742. on 24 Apr 12, 11:36:02 and? he's a TERRORIST rotflmao? By: sexygrl6422. on 23 Apr 12, 22:17:47 rotflmao? yeah i have ? By: sexygrl6422. on 23 Apr 12, 22:17:05 yeah i have ? Oh,? I get it. HA! By: Hot293wildcat. on 16 Apr 12, 19:21:03 Oh,? I get it. HA! I think that's the ... By: crystalstarJapan. on 10 Apr 12, 09:37:27 I think that's the way his lips a? nautrally colored... have you? noticed ... By: kotsia5742. on 07 Apr 12, 14:01:22 have you? noticed that jeff is wearing pink coloured lipstick ? Jeff at 0:14 :D ... By: Raineyes538. on 07 Apr 12, 02:24:41 Jeff at 0:14 :D Jeff at 0:16 D:? yea jeff, next ... By: californiared2. on 06 Apr 12, 05:23:29 yea jeff, next time? you should get a partner:D I live 10 minutes ... By: TheSuperiorTurtle. on 06 Apr 12, 02:31:24 I live 10 minutes away? xD why does this guy? ... By: fyrestorme123. on 05 Apr 12, 16:20:19 why does this guy? remind me of kiefer sutherlands son? RICHMOND CANADA? By: ShadowFangirl44100. on 03 Apr 12, 04:44:09 RICHMOND CANADA? ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!1 ... By: SpiteSire. on 30 Mar 12, 05:35:51 ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!1 xD? ....i cannot look ... By: MewAddielove. on 29 Mar 12, 17:22:17 ....i cannot look at Jeff the? same way again Lotte Reiniger - The Adventures of Prince Achmed Posted by: moviemartyr Video duration: 202 seconds Global video hits: 95150 A short clip from Lotte Reiniger's The Adventures of Prince Achmed. More information here: www.moviemartyr.com Related: lotte reiniger, germany, animation Display Video Comments | Hide Video Comments | Add Comment Latest comments made on this video: the oldest ... By: atarifan112. on 23 Apr 12, 04:16:12 the oldest surviving animated feature film :D? Is? this film on ... By: MattTheSaiyan. on 16 Apr 12, 13:48:35 Is? this film on DVD? That sounds about ... By: Morahman7vnNo2. on 01 Jan 12, 05:07:35 That sounds about right;? thanks for the info. It's my ... By: AliceMoving. on 31 Dec 11, 14:40:53 It's my understanding that while? her husband assisted with the filming effects and distribution, all the actual animation was done solely by herself. I thought she did ... By: Morahman7vnNo2. on 30 Dec 11, 21:49:57 I thought she did it with her then alive husband. And? I didn't know at the time that was headed by one woman. Lemony Snicket's ... By: AliceMoving. on 30 Dec 11, 13:59:16 Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events should be animated this? way. The villain in this reminds me so much of Count Olaf, visually. Guys? What guys? It ... By: AliceMoving. on 30 Dec 11, 13:45:45 Guys? What guys? It was made by one woman.? It's? actually 21.6 ... By: xXKissTehCookXx. on 27 Oct 11, 01:26:34 It's? actually 21.6 minutes a year. It's 65 minutes long. I love this. ? It's ... By: 202pdiddy. on 02 Sep 11, 06:55:36 I love this. ? It's mysterious. That's like one ... By: helenatorr. on 26 Jul 11, 18:09:00 That's like one year per minute. Incredible. We're studying her? in one of my uni classes right now. That is amazing - ... By: mikejhm. on 24 Jul 11, 22:48:13 That is amazing - brilliant! ? Who did? the music? By: RodericusNamak. on 17 Jul 11, 13:13:26 Who did? the music? I've seen the film ... By: zimnomel. on 10 Jun 11, 00:45:51 I've seen the film and? the score is beyond fantastic. It adds a lot to the atmosphere. A....C....PHLEM....? By: Harleyquinn191. on 13 May 11, 19:55:33 A....C....PHLEM....? The movie was? to ... By: Gallowghoul. on 11 Apr 11, 14:39:14 The movie was? to emphasis on Arabian art and calligraphy as well. something that ... By: meis. on 30 Mar 11, 19:15:44 something that might just interest you tinyurl [dot] com/4btofds? something that ... By: meis. on 30 Mar 11, 19:14:35 something that might? just interest you tinyurl [dot] com/4btofds I'm amazed at the ... By: bleuscorpio. on 09 Mar 11, 12:56:01 I'm amazed at the many details she put into? this, take that moment when the witchmaster look himself in the mirror. Just a tiny detail, but it brings so much to the character Wow! This was made ... By: cenotaphofmist. on 01 Mar 11, 21:30:59 Wow! This was made in 1926 when (animated) filmmaking was very limited. The clip is beautiful. The animation is phantasmagoric and the? score is absolutely amazing. I'll be watching this one. 2:16 QWOP? By: SenseiMobious. on 26 Feb 11, 10:59:21 2:16 QWOP? It used the very ... By: OscarApollo. on 30 Jan 11, 22:41:13 It used the very early method of color? tinting, where they photograph it in black-and-white and then paint the color directly onto the film with dye. That's why Looney Tunes cartoons are in colour, even they they were made in the '30s and '40s. 1926. yet? in color By: BRRGames. on 30 Jan 11, 16:58:59 1926. yet? in color how much acid did ... By: 119fatty. on 28 Jan 11, 22:19:29 how much acid did these? dudes do to make this! This is amazing It's? quite ... By: Broommaster2000. on 01 Dec 10, 22:58:41 It's? quite timeless isn't it? These guys were? ... By: Morahman7vnNo2. on 01 Oct 10, 20:13:47 These guys were? ahead of their time! Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40   Golf Related Videos Golf Tournaments - Pga Tour - Golf Vacations - Golf Equipments - Golf Clubs - Golf Carts - Golf Balls - Golf Galaxy - Callaway Golf You like it? Share it! Social Bookmarking

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